Don’t believe us? Just watch.

From the inescapable “Baby Shark Dance” (do-do, do-do-do-do) and CoComelon Nursery Rhymes, to Luis Fonsi, Bruno Mars and Ed Sheeran, these are most-viewed YouTube videos of all-time.

Can you believe that YouTube has only been a part of our lives since 2005? The internet was a very different place back then. Videos were massive, slow-to-load files on site backends and peer-to-peer file sharing networks like LimeWire and Kazaa. Making video quicker and more accessible was definitely YouTube’s specialty, and in return, it’s now the second most-visited site in the world, after its parent company, Google, of course.

Like Instagram’s most-followed users, celebrities have been made (and unmade) through the platform, and numerous videos from YouTube have firmly become a part of our shared history, bridging borders, cultures and languages — who doesn’t remember “Charlie Bit Me” or the earworm chorus of “Gangnam Style”? YouTube didn’t just change the way we find and watch videos — it changed the way we communicate with one another across the world.

According to Google, YouTube’s billion-plus monthly users collectively watch over one billion hours of video each day. That’s a lot of video. And with Pinkfong’s “Baby Shark Dance” becoming the first video to break the 10 billion views mark, here is our list of the 10 most-viewed YouTube videos of them all.

The 10 Most-Viewed YouTube Videos Of All Time

1. “Baby Shark Dance” by Pinkfong (11 billion views)

Good luck finding someone who escaped the past decade without hearing this song. (If you did, we salute you.) Those who have kids, and even those who don’t, know Baby Shark. Do do, do-do-do-do. The version of the song that most of us know is the work of Pinkfong, a part of a South Korean entertainment company by the name of SmartStudy. It surpassed “Despacito” in 2020 to claim the most-viewed video title, four years after it originally came out. On 13 January 2022, it became the first YouTube video to pass 10 billion views, and doesn’t seem to be slowing down any time soon. So, get used to it. Do do, do-do-do-do.

2. “Despacito” by Luis Fonsi feat. Daddy Yankee (8 billion views)

Are you still jamming to Luis Fonsi (Fonsi!) and Daddy Yankee’s Spanish-language slapper in 2022? So are we. Despite having its own Bieber remix, it’s the OG version that long held the most-viewed crown (before being unseated by “Baby Shark Dance”). Can we say it’s the top real song on the list? The 2017 record — it’s playing in your head right now — became a global hit, and five years later, continues to be one the biggest pop songs worldwide. It’s safe to say YouTube has played a very important part in that success.

3. “Johny Johny Yes Papa” by LooLoo Kids (6.5 billion views)

“Johny Johny Yes Papa” turns the familiar “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” melody into a tale of family lies and sugar abuse. Given the success of “Baby Shark”, it shouldn’t surprise anyone to see this nursery rhyme uploaded by “Loo Loo Kids” take the third spot on our list. 

4. “Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran (5.8 billion views)

Breathe a sigh of relief, it’s a real song. Hi, Ed Sheeran! From his 2017 album, Divide, this track’s a hit wherever it’s played, and the singer’s grasp on social media makes it no surprise that he’d do massive numbers on YouTube as well. For more Ed, “Thinking Out Loud” and “Perfect” also rank among YouTube’s top 30 most-viewed, at #19 and #25, respectively.

5. “Bath Song” by Cocomelon Nursery Rhymes (5.7 billion views)

Now things start getting really uncanny. Ready? “Bath Song” flips a couple of tracks — “The Itsy-Bitsy Spider” and, yes, “Baby Shark Dance” (Wash my arms doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) — to the tune of over five billion views. It’s a song about hygiene, which, great message. But there’s a creepiness to it all that we just can’t ignore.

6. “See You Again” by Wiz Khalifa feat. Charlie Puth (5.6 billion views)

Even if you haven’t watched your way through the entire Fast and the Furious franchise, you ought to be familiar with “See You Again”. The emotional final track from Furious 7 was a tribute to the film’s late star, Paul Walker. With Charlie Puth on piano and vocals plus rapper Wiz Khalifa’s heartfelt verses, it’s a hit formula with a heartwarming message.

7. “Phonics Song with Two Words” by ChuChu TV (5 billion views)

The same video that once edged our old friend Psy and “Gangnam Style” out of the top ten is skyrocketing to the top. Yes, it’s another children’s video. But, on the plus side, this one offers some educational value: A for Apple, C for Cat, U for Uncle; you get the idea. Here’s to learning.

8. “Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars (4.7 billion views)

Justice for music! Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars’ unmistakable hit “Uptown Funk” continues to climb up the ranks, offering some hope for the future. This earworm took home hardware for Record of the Year and Best Pop Duo/Group Performance at the 58th Grammy Awards, and really, we’re just happy to see it break up the madness of the remaining entries on this list.

9. “Learning Colors – Colorful Eggs on a Farm” by Miroshka TV (4.7 billion views)

This is, uh, something. Allegedly geared toward “children”, this creepy video from Russia is set to “Old MacDonald Had a Farm” and teaches kids about the six essential (?) colours: black, brown, pink, white, red and blue. How does it do it? Through little egg men splitting their heads open to be filled with goo, naturally. And for whatever reason, there’s that fourth egg looking sinister. Great stuff all around.

10. “Gangnam Style” by Psy (4.5 billion views)

We made it to the end. Was the internet a bad idea? Maybe! Rounding out the most-viewed YouTube videos list, it’s Gangnam Style, the iconic South Korean tune that catapulted artist Psy to global fame in 2012. Spawning dozens of remixes at festivals and clubs, this quirky chart topper had all of us grooving for a better part of the last decade. Give it another watch for old times’ sake?

(Lead image: John Esparza / Getty – Featured image: Pinkfong)

This story was first published on Lifestyle Asia Hong Kong.