LET’S talk about Twitter users for a sec. Sure, we all know Instagram’s the stuff, like — we check it every few minutes for no reason, just to see if there’s something new.
Amongst the dominating social platforms, Twitter has always been the lesser-known brother, just like Kevin Jonas.
Little do outsiders know about the resounding admiration for its craftsmanship. Twitter users can be frackin’ Russell Peters in their own right. Heck, they’re so ahead of the curve, the Instagram crowd will be trying to show them some sh*t they laughed at a month ago.
We’re not saying you have to jump ship, we’re just saying that Internet comedy has a higher power worth your worship; here are 9 reasons why Twitter users are the funniest — we’ll let the tweets do the talking.
P.S: Find out how Twitter users roast Gordon Ramsay at No.1.
9
When was the last time he made a hit?
Twitter users can be savage AF.
he should sue the doctor for this misdiagnosis https://t.co/n68Iv8qwIQ
— alden (@TaylorsEnigma) April 7, 2019
8
When the world finally gets tidied up
The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. “Does this man spark joy?” The crowd jeers, “No he does not!” She nods silently and throws him into the pit.
— ☭ sicko modus ponens ☭ (@babadookspinoza) January 13, 2019
7
ain’t nobody got time fo’ that
“…..Miss, can you board the goddamn plane?” https://t.co/M9kAajzsCc
— 🍑 (@lowkeylean2) January 18, 2019
6
Omg ellen you didn’t!
Let’s not pretend: The audience screams everytime Ellen has a surprise gift.
me on ellen
ellen: so i heard you love the ocean
me: ya
(the studio starts flooding)
me: omg ellen you didn’t
— ari (@darlingadora) March 2, 2019
5
The late night dry throat
Nobody:
Me at 2 am with the bottle of water by my bed: pic.twitter.com/dezp3ZRsLi
— Lance 🇱🇨 (@KingLRG_) April 7, 2019
4
13 reasons why: Avengers edition
*laments about how Thanos is a cheater*
“thanos, welcome to your tape” https://t.co/MQadyvrTB2
— captain* (@iamgeekingout) October 27, 2018
3
When you mean one thing…
— billy mays here with oxycontin (@crocNballs) April 3, 2019
2
No discrimination here
Socially liberal, fiscally conservative pic.twitter.com/ZE3Gaa02qr
— Coffee is for closers (@Beersforopeners) March 21, 2019
1
The ender of all tweets
Do people on Instagram have such wit?
raw isnt so bad now is it mr ramsay https://t.co/oVpQaNcvOP
— nova (@novioliii) April 5, 2019
