TODAY’S brief: JK. Rowling is making waves in the meme-dustry with her absurd Harry Potter fact drops, GoT’s Daenerys carrying the whole of season 8 and last but not least, the Tough Guy Entrance is making it to our memes of the month.
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jk. rowling’s spews
We thought the Hogwarts saga ended happily ever after with The Deathly Hallows finale eight years back (has it been that long?)
We calmed our hearts, but guess who’s dropping random bombs about the Harry Potter franchise now?
According to Complex, author JK. Rowling revealed that Albus Dumbledore had an “incredibly intense” “love” relationship with Grindelwald. Of course, none of it was evident in the films, and fans are pissed about the misrepresentation.
The result: A violent meme outbreak about Rowling’s continuous release of “extra” details. (NSFW warning)
Me: Mr. and Mrs. Weasley probably had a normal sex life
JK Rowling: *inhales*
— 🥚🌱🍆 (@KyEggPlantEmoji) March 17, 2019
JK Rowling: You know what else was nine and three quarters?
— Genki (@Genki_Rocket) March 17, 2019
Me: Man I’m thirsty-
JK Rowling: Not as thirsty as Dumbledore was for Grindelwald
— nerdypatty (@nerdypatty) March 17, 2019
why the tracksuit guy a.k.a tough guy entrance is everywhere
In the early days of April 2019, the video of a Jawad Bendaoud surfaced on the Twittersphere.
He was convicted for involvement in the 2015 Paris bombings but instead, the footage of him entering the Paris courtroom blew up (not literally) — one that began with the biggest taunt ever: “Caption this.”
Me being forced to come downstairs to greet unannounced guest’s pic.twitter.com/OGrxwway6i
— A man is no one. (@G__Nara) March 31, 2019
A jest to the vertically challenged
Girls 5’4 and below in the 5ft area of the pool pic.twitter.com/UZ0JY47qFV
— J🌹 (@pls_stfu) April 13, 2019
A hate crime against the arachnophobic
The spider you thought you killed earlier pulling up on top of your ceiling pic.twitter.com/1iVDRGtsPQ
— Im Raising HELL 🔥cause im drunk (@afroamericunt) April 5, 2019
“It’s daenerys, not day-neh-rise”
Simply put: Daenerys’ chat with Sansa epitomises every passive aggressive encounter we had and will have.
Said every auntie, ever
I’d like to speak with your supervisor. https://t.co/gsakC2grdu
— johnny urie (@Iceman81X) April 23, 2019
Adult problems? Nah
*A kid saying to me how nice being an adult must be*
— Dracarys 🔥 (@yungx28_) April 23, 2019
Different films, but same energy
— Morris ‘Dutchley’ Dutchley (@Dutchtica) April 23, 2019
— Tounestketromperie (@Tchutoune) April 23, 2019
honourable mention: bogus bucks
why r y’all like this 😭 pic.twitter.com/YIQXFO0qRd
— permanetly high (@BhadDhad) April 26, 2019
You have over-the-top BTS stans, and then you have fans of Taylor Swift, spreading fake news about free Starbucks.
The real irony — telling the company to mind their business when it’s literally, all about their business.